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“I hate the dead fish. It’s so gross,” Daniel Duffy says, offering me a flaccid clarification. “Maybe it’s just an old fashioned thing. Someone should give you a hearty handshake, and you should look them in the eye.” For some, a handshake is the typical and proper way to introduce oneself to strangers and acquaintances alike. But for Duffy, a solid handshake was also the catalyst behind his newly created publication, one whose focus was deeper digging journalism with a creative and honest framework.

Duffy and I exchanged words over several discounted rounds of Pabst amid a dusty vintage aura the Ten Cat Tavern seemed to radiate from its antiquated walls. The location seemed adequate, if only for the additional questions it provided me via the book club meeting being held around the corner from our table. Since Duffy was significantly interested in literature of all shapes and lengths, he shared some of his literary aspirations that shaped his current and future goals. “Someone who I would not be where I am today without him is Jack Kerouac. My brother told me I had to read On The Road and that was basically, a few years later, what made me drop out of school and move to California,” Duffy shamelessly admits.

The Handshake Magazine, the aforementioned concept Duffy has been sitting on for years, finally began to take form this spring. Read More…

Today’s vampires are all morose and emotional.  Pale skin in designer jeans, brooding in their parent’s basement.  They complain about fifth period gym and the fact that no one understands them.   Not really at least.   Oh, and they even sparkle when they step into the light.  How precious.

It didn’t used to be like this.  When the nation was divided and brother fought brother, vampires were vicious.  Blood thirsty and brutal, civil war era vampires hated humans just as much as they hated slaves.  And the only thing to get in their way was the 16th president.  A complete badass named Abraham Lincoln.

This is of course according to author Seth Grahame-Smith and his new book, ‘Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.’ Author of the best seller Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Grahame-Smith spins a semi-historical account of Lincoln and his life.  In addition to abolishing slavery and uniting a nation, dude was kicking ass.  One vampire at a time.


Honest Abe must have kept something besides a bald spot hidden underneath that ridiculous hat of his.  Maybe a few cloves of garlic or a wooden stake.  Pick the book up here and check out its trailer after the jump.

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27 years ago I published an unabridged field guide to thwart imminent zombie attacks.  And Then the Dead Became Undead: a Survivor’s Manifesto covered a wide array of defense tactics, both on the micro and macro level.  The NY Times hailed it as a masterpiece and many critics praised my analysis of society’s breakdown by way of zombie infestation.  Despite it being a limited release, the 466 page leather bound publication sold quite well.

However, things have change.  Since my book went public in 1983, zombies have learned a thing or two.   Various sightings have shown acquisition of rudimentary language skills, as well as increased mobility.  Therefore I must swallow my pride and recognize  And Then the Dead Became Undead: a Survivor’s Manifesto, is only a partial tool of defense.

To complete your arsenal, I suggest you pick up Roger Ma’s highly celebrated The Zombie Combat Manual, as a companion to my own work.  Author Ma is heralded as the quintessential zombie intellectual.  He currently heads up the world renown Zombie Combat Club.  Topics discussed in the 300+ page book include, but are not limited to: long-range and melee combat strategies, zombie training simulations, and many first-person accounts of undead interactions.

Purchase at first available opportunity.  It is of utmost importance.  Berkley Books releases the manual on April 6th, 2010.

-Richard Veoba

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