Tuesday December 14th, 2010



The idea was to barricade myself within my bathroom’s confines and lay spread eagle in the cracked claw foot tub. Wearing nothing but a pair of day glo briefs decorated in glitter and puffy paint, I’d tighten my best Kanye-style Lost Boys’ headband and then, at least in theory, drink enough awesomely white-trash Nyquil-cut-with-vodka nutcrackers to successfully black the hell out. Fingers crossed, I’d dream of fluorescent skies and Pixy Stix over-consumption, CareBears playing drum pads, and satirical one-liners branded with ever-clever wordplay. Oh, and there’d be nightmares too. But mostly of the sugar variety. The kind that decay teeth beyond repair ‘cause the sounds and visuals and synths occurred run risk of being just too damn candied.
It’d be a marathon sleep session and by the time my eyes open, every dude with an ‘05 Postal Service agenda and a Passion Pit falsetto would’ve started taking music ‘more seriously’ by drastically lowering their voices and basically getting boring as all hell. Then I’d leave Chicago, move somewhere in Michigan, and record an electro-pop CD of everything experienced during my medicated, fuzzy, bathtub stopover. And I would simply win at life.
But then someone played me the song “My Leather, My Fur, My Nails” and I was like, ah damn screw the plan. I’ll just listen to Stepdad ‘cause that song and the EP it’s found upon is basically my rainbow delight manifested. Both the good and the bad. Read More…
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